Get Your Tooth Tattooed (Um, Is That Tiger?)
No joke, Heward Dental Lab offers customized tooth tattoos at a reasonable price. Plus, they only stay permanent as long as you'd like them to - "they can easily be removed in five minutes in the dentist's office with just a little grinding with a rubber wheel."
Heward boasts,
"We have found that there is a lack of true artists in our industry. Our technicians were trained first to be artist's and then taught how to construct teeth. Our lab has become known all over the world for its quality crown and bridge work as well as our tooth artwork."
And artwork it is. I think I'd avoid having Tiger Woods on my front tooth right about now... but maybe I'd go for that weird little Bob Dylan (pictured below).
Group Shot
Abe Lincoln
Amy Winehouse
David Letterman
George Washington
Rooster
Bob Dylan
Mickey Mouse
Tiger Woods
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Timely, and then out of style. Sterile, and then infected. Oops. What infection; what warranty, what Guarantee? Worse, repair. Worse than the original design. Anybody know about cash money? Keloid Scars? Grandma, were you drinking? Or less critical, were you tipsy? With your boyfriend? Who paid? Would you do it again? Bikini line? Red eyedrop(s)? Present beau's name? Or a more obscure term of endearment, just in case of a falling out.? Did you consult: your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your parents? Your faith Partner? Dermalologists? Priest, minister, or Rabbi? Above all, leave room for ambiguity and start small.
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